How to tell if your BFF is a zombie*
You’ve known each other since you were ten. You’ve shared everything from your Zac Efron crush through to your favorite lip gloss. But lately something’s changed. There’s drool, enough beef jerky to feed a football team and even a bit of unwanted arm licking. What does it mean? Well here at Zombie Teen Monthly*, we’re here to give you the definitive guide in how to tell if you’re BFF is about to become a flesh-munching, bone-chewing member of the living dead club.
You’re at the food court and you’ve told your BFF that lunch is on you. What does she order?
a) A salad and coke
b) Chocolate cake because she once heard that you don’t put on weight if someone else pays for it. Awesome.
c) Eight burgers with extra bacon, two steaks and a meatball sub for desert.
For sports, your stupid teacher makes you do three laps of the oval. How long does it take your BFF to finish?
a) Ten minutes
b) An hour because hello there is no way she’s getting sweaty when Luke Taylor is around.
c) Three days and eight hours and even then she is only half way through it and seems to have misplaced her arm.
There’s a weird smell in the air. You ask your BFF what it is. She says:
a) Her new perfume
b) Her little brother
c) The eighteen fillet steaks that she’s keeping under her bed for if she gets hungry in the middle of the night.
All the mean girls at your school have mysteriously disappeared. You ask your BFF if she knows anything about it. She says:
a) Who cares where they’ve gone. The main thing is that they have.
b) Perhaps they’ve in Florida? She’s heard it’s nice this time of year.
c) Oh yeah, about that. She might’ve accidentally eaten them. Burp…
Okay so if you answered A to all of the questions then relax, your BFF will be with you for a long time to come. If you answered B then ditto. She might be a bit flaky but she’s still the girl you’ve always known. However, if you’ve answered C then I’m afraid to tell you that you’d better run** for your life because girlfriend has a new diet and there’s a good chance that you’re the first course.
*Teen Zombie Monthly is not responsible for any BFF who may have been eaten in the making of this quiz
**seriously, we weren’t joking about the running thing. What are you still doing here?
***and still not joking. Jeez, what is it with you people? Go already.